10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword