10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike