10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.