10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-