10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it