10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword