10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel