10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Welcome to kicker school
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fook the floosh droo!