10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson