10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...