10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."