10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.