10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd