10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare