10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson