10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003