10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Fold and live to fold again
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson