10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.