10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury