10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi