10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT