10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.