10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!