10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "All-in, bitches!!!"