10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.