10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!