10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fook the floosh droo!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio