10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."