10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves