10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd