10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss