10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!