10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.