10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"