10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"