10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson