10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --