10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for loners.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.