10 Random Poker Quotes

Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."