10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-