10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• im going to 2 out you to death