10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare