10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.