10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword