10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright