10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--