10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth