10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.