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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is for loners.