10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant